there’s this guy at work and i’m not sure if he’s attractive or not but he kind of looks like the kind of guy that thinks he’s better than everyone else and one time i was on the checkout next to him and he made the most awkward conversation with every customer like i’m not sure if he was trying to flirt with everyone or if he just talks like that normally but it made me super uncomfortable
Keira Knightley for Coco Mademoiselle by Emily Hope
She just loves those errands!!
raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy
houston i have so many problems
I am about to attempt the most Australian thing I have ever done…
Timtam slamming a glass of goon.
Okay, I have done it.
It was actually way better than I expected, the fact that you have to concentrate on sucking the goon through the TimTam means that you ignore the taste. The fact the the goon is cold also means that you can drink heaps through the TimTam without it losing structural integrity. And then at the end you have a kind of alcoholic TimTam.
9/10 would TimTam slam goon again.
Okay so while tumblr was down I did this twice more, the second time was just as wondrous as the first, however the third was a bit eh. I feel like that had more to do with the fact that goon tastes terrible and less to do with the fact that I was TimTam slamming it.
Also, chunks of TimTam are far worse looking when they are floating in goon.
So after more than one my rating goes down to about 6/10
Oh god, can people please stop reblogging this. I don’t want this to be a thing.
You’ve reviewed the most Australian thing ever, this is never going to die