maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

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partism:

Pretty girls make me want to punch myself in the face

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turntechtier:

hoodies-headphones-and-hetalia:

turntechtier:

my laptops fucked 

i hope they used a condom

im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this

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metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

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youngstero:

my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”

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darkbluetile:

I’m ready to go

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phyerfly:

i felt like i connected a lot to the stickers at the greenhouse today

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anxius:

boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u

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acihdic:

"You chased a bottle of aspirin with vodka" "I had a headache"

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