OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING
Pretty girls make me want to punch myself in the face
my laptops fucked
i hope they used a condom
im going to punch every one of you that reblogs this
From Why We Broke Up by Daniel Handler & Maira Kalman
If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.
museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?
my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”
I’m ready to go
i felt like i connected a lot to the stickers at the greenhouse today
boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u